Humour? Nah! Stupid convers? Yep!

A : "Wooah... You're a pig! Gain 10 more kilos, eh?"
B : "Yeah thanks... I'm static in my current weight, ya know!"
A : "What's the number?"
B : "Uh... a week ago, it was 73 and 10 secs later it became 78..."
A : ". . ."
B : "What's yours?"
A : "I don't get it? How come?"
B : "Well, you know... Ummh... When I was on the weight scales, it was stable on 73..."
A : "So, it's 73 then!"
B : "You're not listening! It was stable on 73... but then I thought 73 kilo is sexy... and then I got 78..."
A : ". . ."
B : *lol

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A : "Why are you here?"
B : "You invited me, remember?"
A : "But uh... "
B : "Don't you keep some snacks here somewhere? I'm bored talking with you..."
A : "Fuck you! Ummh... why now? What's the reason?"
B : "Well, you see... I'm having a break..."
A : "Aren't you in a long break... I know you guys got almost 2 weeks of day off!"
B : "Well, it's a break from a break!"
A : "Go home! Like really... NOW!"